Fake is the new Black

rlmjob:

Even when I’m not horny I’m still pretty horny

it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine

I wanna go! :(

poopflow:

fine, send me nudes, see if I care

It just makes my day.

hummelberry:

hummelberry:

i wonder why triangle shaped sandwiches taste better than square ones?

google is telling me square one’s are ‘too overwhelming’ for some people

2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

Anyone?

utmostidiocy:

A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.